Looking for...

Looking for....
Current mood: contemplative

I was looking at yahoo personals, just browsing and you are suppose to put what are looking for as far as personality...and stuff. I sat there - thinking - 'what AM I looking for in a man?' Hmm...

So, I made a list. Because, that is what I do.


- No drug addictions. Occasional pot is okay. But if you are a completely different person high than you are when you're not, I'll pass.

- No cruelty. If you see a bunny, you don't kick it.

- No absolute refusal of taking pictures. Not smiling, fine. But if you become a complete bitch about my camera, we have a problem.

- No clinging. You wanna talk everyday? Cool. But if you want to be around me allllll the fucking time and whine when I go to work? Yeah, see ya.

- No future plans? No me.

- No trying to force me to eat bad things. Okay, so this is something small - but I don't have a very big stomach anymore. One bite of cake is cool. Don't try to force-feed me. I'm not a child.

- Don't try to marry me after a month. I am 28 & single for a reason, people.

- Remember things I say. It doesn't have to be everything. But if I say "I'm a gemini" remember it.

- Enjoy sex. Okay, so that one isn't so hard. I'm not a girl who minds a 2am booty-call from a boyfriend.

- Don't mind sitting home and watching a movie occasionally.

- Know that I have guy friends. Ask who they are. Don't get automatically jealous.

- Hug me. A lot.

- Like kids. Because I am around them.

- Get along with the family. They will all kick your ass.

- Know that I talk about you to my girlfriends.

- Don't look at me for money. Seriously. I have $2.98 in the bank til next weekend, you think I can support you?

- Speaking of, have a job.

- Play a sport with me.

- Smell good. At least clean.

- I enjoy nicknames. Honestly, I don't mind them.

- Put up with my quirks & issues without dropping me. Sometimes I just need someone to listen.

- Pick on me.

- No 'baby-mama-drama'. If you have a 'baby mama' know that I am out of that, and while I will listen to you, I will also be extremely nice to her. Because I like you, and she is a part of your life - like it or not.

- Even if you can't sing. Sing to me. I won't mind.

- Don't be selfish, gawsh. Guys are so bad at this.

- Yeah, I don't have a perfect body, neither do you.

- Have something you believe in. God? Life? Person? Something.

- I shouldn't have to feel like I am draining blood from a lemon to get you to talk to me.

I can give or take a little, of course.

I put those into my personal ad, it came back with 'no matches found'.

Sigh. Such is life.