Dick.

Those of you who have been around my mom, like ever, know about her love affair with Dick Clark. She loves the man. Always has. And it's always been a running joke among my cousins, Kristen & I - that on New Years Eve - my mom will get all dressed up to sit in front of the tv to watch her Dick.

As Matt stated one time, "The woman just loves Dick."

So, lemme set up the scene for you. Few minutes ago, I am laying on my stomach on my bed. I already have the eye mask on - covered up and ready for bed. CourtTV is on, but low. I can hear my mom on my computer typing & clicking quietly. And I am alllllllmost to the complete rest state - when suddenly, out of nowhere, my mom says loudy:

"I FOUND MY DICK!"

I start laughing into my pillow. She said "I did! Aw, and it's my young Dick too, just the way I like him! So, handsome...aw, my Dick, I just love him."

.....and that my friends, is why I had to get up and post a blog. Because my mom loves Dick, and the world should know.