Bitter boob.

Bitter boob.
Current mood: silly

Amber & Logan joined us for spaghetti tonight. I showed Amber a video tape of my 18th birthday. It's weird, I feel like she has been in my family forever - yet, she hasn't.

Afterward, Logan climbs in my lap for some backyardigan time. We are watching the episode where one of them is dressed up like Sherlock Holmes and trying to find out who stole another one's necklace. I am half paying attention, listening to the conversation between Amber & my mom and absolutely loving the cuddle time with Logan-Bogan. Hard to believe he's about to be three.

I said "Logan, who's your best friend?" he said "ummm...Pa Jim....Uncle Matt....and Riley." Awww...

Everything was kinda quiet....no one was saying much. Amber was chomping on her food. Logan had his m&ms in his hand, when he adjusted some on my lap. I sighed and smiled to myself.

Suddenly, there was a sharp pain throughout my right breast.

"OUCH!" I yelped, pushing him away from me. He giggled. I said "Did you just bite my nipple?!"

It wasn't a nice bite, where you know the person biting is going to make it better eventually - this was angry..."I-want-to-watch-some-Blues-Clues" biting!

We tried to get him to say he was sorry, but he wouldn't.

I finally got better and he climbed back up in my lap, ONLY TO PINCH me on the SAME nipple!

O. M. G!

Dude. Back off of the tits!

Seriously, they aren't in your way, man. You caress them, you don't be MEAN to them.

I said "I'm going to pinch your winky!" Yea, like he's scared or something.

WTF?

They left and I massaged my boob back to normal from the torture. My mom calls and said "Logan has something to say to you." he said "I sorry I bited your nipple, Tama."

Aw, cute - but my boob....doesn't forgive that easily. It's now frightened and protesting in bitterness.