Conversations with two of my favorites.

11. Jonathan: "Why did you just squeeze my man boob? I have been viloated!"

10. Me: "I'm not good with the blow in the blow pop."

09. Jonathan: "You can't see me, I'm black, I'm a shadow!"

08. Kelly: "The dog peed on the floor!"

07. Kelly: "The pillow is sticky.." Me: "Jonathan?!?!?!"

06. Me: "Everytime Jonathan looks at me, he laughs. Am I funny looking?" Jonathan: "No, you're just....funny."

05. Jonathan: "She woke up in the middle of the night & said "Is dinner here yet?"

04. Me: "You don't feel good? Is it us?" Jonathan: "I think it was the "Jacob's ladder" story."

03. Kelly says "Hi Jon" in helium voice. Jonathan: "You sound like a chipmunk!"

02. Kelly: "Yeah, and I was holding my clate-click-clit..clote.." Me: "What did you say?" Jonathan: "I don't think she even knows.." Kelly: "I was trying to say 'plate' and 'cake' at the same time!"

01. Kelly: "Can I tell him?" Me: "Him? You think I'm a guy?" Jonathan: "I'm hiding her!" Me: "Do I need to prove to you that I'm a girl?" Jonathan: "About 40 people at work can vouche for it."