Friday, January 4, 2008

No P-MS.

No P - MS.
Current mood: grumpy

My poor body is not happy with me right now.

I remember the first time I had cramps. I didn't know what they were. I was at Opryland in line for the sky-line (gosh, you guys remember Opryland? Siiiigh) and I told my mom my stomach was hurting. Her friend Judy said "What's wrong?" and my mom said "C-r-a-m-p-s." I remember thinking, 'is that what that is, why did she spell it?'

Of course now, I know the difference. Around 18-21, you know your body a bit more. But, occassionally, it will hit me like a ton of bricks.

My mom says "ovaries" are named that, because their pain 'over'-comes all the rest.

Guys do this thing where if you are aurguing, they will sometimes blame PMS. I think guys have PMS too. There are moments where some guys will say something so completely ridiculus or mean - I have no idea where it came from. That is guy PMS. Girls, you know what I am talkin' about.

I think we are all a bit crazy, honestly.

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